Two and a Half Men — Season 12
Two adults. One kid. No grown-ups.
About this season
In the final season, Walden and Alan take drastic (and hilarious) steps to redefine family, love, and what it means to finally grow up.
Episodes (16)
1. The Ol' Mexican Spinach
5.7Aired 30 October 2014 • 21 min
After a health scare on Halloween, Walden decides he needs to change his life.
2. A Chic Bar in Ibiza
4.9Aired 6 November 2014 • 21 min
Alan has second thoughts about getting married after he's asked to sign a pre-nup.
3. Glamping in a Yurt
5.4Aired 13 November 2014 • 21 min
Alan and Walden have a meeting with an adoption social worker that hinges on them being convincing as a loving couple. Lyndsey returns after 60 days in rehab.
4. Thirty-Eight, Sixty-Two, Thirty-Eight
5.1Aired 20 November 2014 • 21 min
A birth mother considers having Walden and Alan adopt her baby.
5. Oontz. Oontz. Oontz.
5.4Aired 27 November 2014 • 21 min
Walden becomes a foster parent to a 6-year-old boy, but worries about himself when they don't hit it off like he hoped.
6. Alan Shot a Little Girl
5.5Aired 4 December 2014 • 21 min
Alan breaks Walden's rules when he realizes that Louis thinks he's cool, and he wants it to stay that way.
7. Sex with an Animated Ed Asner
5.1Aired 11 December 2014 • 21 min
Alan and Walden befriend three moms at a kids’ gym, but things get complicated when Walden becomes attracted to one of them. Alan goes out for a girls’ night with a group of moms.
8. Family, Bublé, Deep-Fried Turkey
5.5Aired 18 December 2014 • 21 min
Alan and Walden attempt to convince Louis that Santa Claus is real.
9. Bouncy, Bouncy, Bouncy, Lyndsey
5.5Aired 8 January 2015 • 21 min
Walden discovers how challenging it is to be intimate with women when his foster son, Louis, is in the house. Also, Herb asks Alan if he can go on a date with Lyndsey.
10. Here I Come, Pants!
5.3Aired 15 January 2015 • 21 min
Alan takes it upon himself to help Walden keep Louis after the social worker discovers he and Walden are not really a gay couple.
11. For Whom the Booty Calls
5.0Aired 22 January 2015 • 21 min
Walden joins a group for adoptive fathers, and finds it to be a nice escape from Alan.
12. A Beer-Battered Rip-Off
5.3Aired 29 January 2015 • 21 min
When Alan breaks up with their social worker to get back together with Lyndsey, Walden worries it will affect Louis’ adoption.
13. Boompa Loved His Hookers
5.1Aired 5 February 2015 • 21 min
Walden fears if he breaks up with Ms. McMartin, it will jeopardize his adoption of Louis. Also, Alan hesitates when Lyndsey asks him to move in with her.
14. Don't Give a Monkey a Gun
5.4Aired 12 February 2015 • 21 min
After they sign their divorce papers, Walden offers Alan the gift of his choice, but when Alan chooses something selfish and impractical, it puts his relationship with Lyndsey on the line.
15. Of Course He's Dead (1)
4.3Aired 19 February 2015 • 18 min
Charlie Harper is alive. Or is he?
16. Of Course He's Dead (2)
4.9Aired 19 February 2015 • 21 min
Charlie Harper is alive. Or is he?