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Two and a Half Men — Season 11

Two adults. One kid. No grown-ups.

201322 episodes5.4/10 (281 votes)

About this season

When a young woman claiming to be Charlie's daughter arrives, life at the beach house turns upside down again in the best, most dysfunctional way.

Episodes (22)

Nangnangnangnang
E1

1. Nangnangnangnang

5.8

Aired 26 September 2013 • 21 min

Charlie's 25-year-old daughter arrives at the beach house, hoping to get to know her family.

I Think I Banged Lucille Ball
E2

2. I Think I Banged Lucille Ball

5.0

Aired 3 October 2013 • 21 min

Jenny moves in with Evelyn and her wealthy boyfriend, Marty.

This Unblessed Biscuit
E3

3. This Unblessed Biscuit

5.8

Aired 10 October 2013 • 22 min

Walden and Alan think it may be time for Berta to retire when she injures her back at work. When they suggest her retiring, she grows offended, and as the conversation progresses she quits. Walden and Alan then try different maids, with little success.

Clank, Clank, Drunken Skank
E4

4. Clank, Clank, Drunken Skank

5.3

Aired 17 October 2013 • 21 min

Alan and Lyndsey's illicit relationship becomes jeopardized when one of Lyndsey's man-hunting friends, Stephanie (Jennifer Aspen), asks if they are back together. The two staunchly deny it, then Lyndsey insists that Alan make a date with Stephanie so that she will believe their lie. Alan meets her for an uncomfortable date, which nevertheless leads to sex, causing Lyndsey to get mad and leave Alan again.

Alan Harper, Pleasing Women Since 2003
E5

5. Alan Harper, Pleasing Women Since 2003

5.3

Aired 24 October 2013 • 21 min

Alan tries to find out what Lyndsey's boyfriend has over him; Walden helps Jenny pursue her acting career.

Justice in Star-Spangled Hot Pants
E6

6. Justice in Star-Spangled Hot Pants

5.3

Aired 7 November 2013 • 21 min

When Alan learns Walden knows Lynda Carter, he asks him to set him up on a date with her. Against his better judgment, Walden agrees to invite her to the house for dinner.

Some Kind of Lesbian Zombie
E7

7. Some Kind of Lesbian Zombie

6.1

Aired 14 November 2013 • 21 min

Walden and Alan find themselves on dates with two ideal women until Lyndsey's jealousy throws a wrench in their evening.

Mr. Walden, He Die. I Clean Room.
E8

8. Mr. Walden, He Die. I Clean Room.

5.5

Aired 21 November 2013 • 21 min

Alan and Lyndsey's illicit affair puts Walden in danger, forcing him to accept Rose's help.

Numero Uno Accidente Lawyer
E9

9. Numero Uno Accidente Lawyer

5.1

Aired 5 December 2013 • 21 min

Walden goes on a date with an accident-prone model; Alan's date reveals surprising personal information about herself to him.

On Vodka, on Soda, on Blender, on Mixer!
E10

10. On Vodka, on Soda, on Blender, on Mixer!

5.1

Aired 12 December 2013 • 21 min

Jake sends Alan a Japanese delicacy; the house comes alive with questionable Christmas lyrics.

Tazed in the Lady Nuts
E11

11. Tazed in the Lady Nuts

5.2

Aired 2 January 2014 • 21 min

Walden joins his beautiful former employee on a brilliant new project. Meanwhile, Alan advises Jenny to open up to her girlfriend or risk losing her.

Baseball. Boobs. Boobs. Baseball.
E12

12. Baseball. Boobs. Boobs. Baseball.

5.8

Aired 9 January 2014 • 21 min

Lyndsey's boyfriend sets Alan up on a date; Walden wants to help Nicole with her project so she will have time to date him.

Bite Me, Supreme Court
E13

13. Bite Me, Supreme Court

4.8

Aired 30 January 2014 • 21 min

Marty Pepper proposes to Evelyn; Alan and Walden plan a bachelor party for Marty.

Three Fingers of Crème de Menthe
E14

14. Three Fingers of Crème de Menthe

4.7

Aired 6 February 2014 • 21 min

Alan finds out that Lyndsey broke up with Larry without telling him; Walden tries to prove he is a man's man.

Cab Fare and a Bottle of Penicillin
E15

15. Cab Fare and a Bottle of Penicillin

5.8

Aired 27 February 2014 • 21 min

Alan asks Lyndsey to choose between him and Larry; Jenny worries that she and Brooke are growing apart.

How to Get Rid of Alan Harper
E16

16. How to Get Rid of Alan Harper

6.3

Aired 6 March 2014 • 21 min

Walden thinks his girlfriend is cheating on him; Alan starts dating Larry's sister, Gretchen.

Welcome Home, Jake
E17

17. Welcome Home, Jake

5.2

Aired 13 March 2014 • 21 min

Lyndsey finds out about Alan's relationship with Gretchen; Walden has a difficult time telling Barry to find his own place.

West Side Story
E18

18. West Side Story

5.2

Aired 3 April 2014 • 21 min

Walden gets an invitation to his ex-girlfriend's boutique opening. Meanwhile, Gretchen wants to spend more time at Alan's house.

Lan Mao Shi Zai Wuding Shang
E19

19. Lan Mao Shi Zai Wuding Shang

6.5

Aired 10 April 2014 • 22 min

After reconnecting with Kate, Walden becomes convinced she is the one for him -- until he meets a woman named Vivian.

Lotta Delis in Little Armenia
E20

20. Lotta Delis in Little Armenia

5.9

Aired 24 April 2014 • 21 min

Alan finds an opportunity to make money; Walden addresses his co-dependency issues.

Dial 1-900-Mix-A-Lot
E21

21. Dial 1-900-Mix-A-Lot

5.0

Aired 1 May 2014 • 21 min

Alan's girlfriend, Gretchen, insists he confess his true identity to Larry. Meanwhile, Walden goes on a road trip with Jenny and Barry to see his first car.

Oh, WALD-E, Good Times Ahead
E22

22. Oh, WALD-E, Good Times Ahead

5.4

Aired 8 May 2014 • 21 min

Alan must face the consequences after revealing his identity to Larry.

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