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Two and a Half Men — Season 8

Two adults. One kid. No grown-ups.

201016 episodes7.1/10 (211 votes)

About this season

Old patterns and new faces collide as the Harpers continue their hilarious struggle to keep life, love, and laundry under control.

Episodes (16)

Three Girls and a Guy Named Bud
E1

1. Three Girls and a Guy Named Bud

7.8

Aired 20 September 2010 • 21 min

When Jake finds out that Alan has been dating Eldridge's mom, he packs up and heads to Judith and Herb's. Meanwhile, Charlie decides it's time to cut back on boozing.

A Bottle of Wine and a Jackhammer
E2

2. A Bottle of Wine and a Jackhammer

7.5

Aired 27 September 2010 • 21 min

Charlie is willing to do anything for Alan to accept Lyndsey's offer to move in with her.

A Pudding-Filled Cactus
E3

3. A Pudding-Filled Cactus

6.6

Aired 4 October 2010 • 21 min

After moving in with Lyndsey, Alan continues to have a rendezvous with Melissa at Charlie's house.

Hookers, Hookers, Hookers
E4

4. Hookers, Hookers, Hookers

6.4

Aired 11 October 2010 • 21 min

Lyndsey and Eldridge move into Charlie's house after their home burns down.

The Immortal Mr. Billy Joel
E5

5. The Immortal Mr. Billy Joel

7.5

Aired 18 October 2010 • 21 min

Alan pretends to be Charlie when he goes out on the town; Charlie sneaks off for cosmetic surgery.

Twanging Your Magic Clanger
E6

6. Twanging Your Magic Clanger

6.8

Aired 25 October 2010 • 21 min

Charlie has difficulty dealing with dating a slightly older woman.

The Crazy Bitch Gazette
E7

7. The Crazy Bitch Gazette

7.5

Aired 1 November 2010 • 19 min

Charlie's girlfriend gets fed up with his stalker, Rose.

Springtime on a Stick
E8

8. Springtime on a Stick

7.4

Aired 8 November 2010 • 21 min

Charlie and Alan try to set up Evelyn with Russell the pharmacist.

A Good Time in Central Africa
E9

9. A Good Time in Central Africa

7.6

Aired 15 November 2010 • 21 min

When Berta takes a couple of days off, Charlie falls for her replacement. Meanwhile, Alan believes he's being stalked by Lyndsey's ex-husband.

Ow, Ow, Don't Stop
E10

10. Ow, Ow, Don't Stop

6.7

Aired 22 November 2010 • 19 min

When Charlie's ex-girlfriend Courtney is released from prison, he treats her to the good life despite her having been in prison for conning him.

Dead from the Waist Down
E11

11. Dead from the Waist Down

7.2

Aired 6 December 2010 • 21 min

Alan goes to great lengths to be able to get Lyndsey a nice birthday present.

Chocolate Diddlers or My Puppy's Dead
E12

12. Chocolate Diddlers or My Puppy's Dead

6.8

Aired 13 December 2010 • 21 min

Depressed after his breakup from Courtney (Jenny McCarthy), Charlie goes to see his psychiatrist (Jane Lynch).

Skunk, Dog Crap and Ketchup
E13

13. Skunk, Dog Crap and Ketchup

7.2

Aired 3 January 2011 • 21 min

Alan feels paranoid when Lyndsey becomes friendly with Charlie.

Lookin' for Japanese Subs
E14

14. Lookin' for Japanese Subs

6.1

Aired 17 January 2011 • 21 min

Obsessed and believing her to be married, Charlie starts stalking Rose. Jake and Eldridge start taping themselves doing Jackass-style stunts.

Three Hookers and a Philly Cheesesteak
E15

15. Three Hookers and a Philly Cheesesteak

7.6

Aired 7 February 2011 • 21 min

While Charlie and Rose carry on their "affair," Alan's chiropractic business turns into a Ponzi scheme.

That Darn Priest
E16

16. That Darn Priest

7.1

Aired 14 February 2011 • 19 min

Rose and Alan discover each other's secrets. Meanwhile, Charlie's desperate to get some time alone with Rose.

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