Two and a Half Men — Season 8
Two adults. One kid. No grown-ups.
About this season
Old patterns and new faces collide as the Harpers continue their hilarious struggle to keep life, love, and laundry under control.
Episodes (16)
1. Three Girls and a Guy Named Bud
7.8Aired 20 September 2010 • 21 min
When Jake finds out that Alan has been dating Eldridge's mom, he packs up and heads to Judith and Herb's. Meanwhile, Charlie decides it's time to cut back on boozing.
2. A Bottle of Wine and a Jackhammer
7.5Aired 27 September 2010 • 21 min
Charlie is willing to do anything for Alan to accept Lyndsey's offer to move in with her.
3. A Pudding-Filled Cactus
6.6Aired 4 October 2010 • 21 min
After moving in with Lyndsey, Alan continues to have a rendezvous with Melissa at Charlie's house.
4. Hookers, Hookers, Hookers
6.4Aired 11 October 2010 • 21 min
Lyndsey and Eldridge move into Charlie's house after their home burns down.
5. The Immortal Mr. Billy Joel
7.5Aired 18 October 2010 • 21 min
Alan pretends to be Charlie when he goes out on the town; Charlie sneaks off for cosmetic surgery.
6. Twanging Your Magic Clanger
6.8Aired 25 October 2010 • 21 min
Charlie has difficulty dealing with dating a slightly older woman.
7. The Crazy Bitch Gazette
7.5Aired 1 November 2010 • 19 min
Charlie's girlfriend gets fed up with his stalker, Rose.
8. Springtime on a Stick
7.4Aired 8 November 2010 • 21 min
Charlie and Alan try to set up Evelyn with Russell the pharmacist.
9. A Good Time in Central Africa
7.6Aired 15 November 2010 • 21 min
When Berta takes a couple of days off, Charlie falls for her replacement. Meanwhile, Alan believes he's being stalked by Lyndsey's ex-husband.
10. Ow, Ow, Don't Stop
6.7Aired 22 November 2010 • 19 min
When Charlie's ex-girlfriend Courtney is released from prison, he treats her to the good life despite her having been in prison for conning him.
11. Dead from the Waist Down
7.2Aired 6 December 2010 • 21 min
Alan goes to great lengths to be able to get Lyndsey a nice birthday present.
12. Chocolate Diddlers or My Puppy's Dead
6.8Aired 13 December 2010 • 21 min
Depressed after his breakup from Courtney (Jenny McCarthy), Charlie goes to see his psychiatrist (Jane Lynch).
13. Skunk, Dog Crap and Ketchup
7.2Aired 3 January 2011 • 21 min
Alan feels paranoid when Lyndsey becomes friendly with Charlie.
14. Lookin' for Japanese Subs
6.1Aired 17 January 2011 • 21 min
Obsessed and believing her to be married, Charlie starts stalking Rose. Jake and Eldridge start taping themselves doing Jackass-style stunts.
15. Three Hookers and a Philly Cheesesteak
7.6Aired 7 February 2011 • 21 min
While Charlie and Rose carry on their "affair," Alan's chiropractic business turns into a Ponzi scheme.
16. That Darn Priest
7.1Aired 14 February 2011 • 19 min
Rose and Alan discover each other's secrets. Meanwhile, Charlie's desperate to get some time alone with Rose.