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Two and a Half Men — Season 6

Two adults. One kid. No grown-ups.

200824 episodes7.4/10 (291 votes)

About this season

The house feels smaller than ever as everyone's bad habits collide — love, money, and family chaos run rampant in Malibu.

Episodes (24)

Taterhead Is Our Love Child
E1

1. Taterhead Is Our Love Child

7.5

Aired 22 September 2008 • 22 min

In the 6th season opener, Charlie runs into an ex-girlfriend and a child who bears a striking resemblance to Charlie.

Pie Hole, Herb
E2

2. Pie Hole, Herb

7.7

Aired 29 September 2008 • 22 min

Charlie borrowed money from Alan and on the day he is supposed to pay him back, Alan goes to ask Charlie for the money. He again finds Charlie in bed with a beautiful woman. After Charlie shoos him out and assures him he'll get the money for him later that day, the woman asks if Charlie is really out of cash and Charlie tells her not to worry, that he has plenty of hooker money.

Damn You, Eggs Benedict
E3

3. Damn You, Eggs Benedict

6.6

Aired 6 October 2008 • 22 min

Alan, Jake, and Charlie all decide to try new things: Alan is dating more than one woman, Charlie learns to cook, and Jake experiments with beer.

The Flavin' and the Mavin'
E4

4. The Flavin' and the Mavin'

7.3

Aired 13 October 2008 • 21 min

Alan is sure that things will turn bad when Charlie starts dating his receptionist.

A Jock Strap in Hell
E5

5. A Jock Strap in Hell

6.5

Aired 20 October 2008 • 22 min

Charlie tries to help Jake's former teacher, who became a stripper after dating him, but things go from bad to worse when she has a religious conversion.

It's Always Nazi Week
E6

6. It's Always Nazi Week

7.4

Aired 3 November 2008 • 22 min

When Judith kicks Herb to the curb, Alan comes knocking; Jake is sent to stay with a less-than-willing Charlie for three months during Judith's meltdown.

Best H.O. Money Can Buy
E7

7. Best H.O. Money Can Buy

6.7

Aired 10 November 2008 • 22 min

Alan tries to escape Judith's grasp as Charlie and Herb go on the prowl to pick up women. They later end up going back to Herb's hotel room with two prostitutes, where Herb declares his love for Judith and races over to win her back.

Pinocchio's Mouth
E8

8. Pinocchio's Mouth

7.4

Aired 17 November 2008 • 22 min

Charlie's new girlfriend Chelsea asks him to spend the night at her place, which puts Charlie well outside of his comfort zone, while Alan tries to enforce a punishment on Jake initiated by Judith for mooning a group of girls.

The Mooch at the Boo
E9

9. The Mooch at the Boo

8.0

Aired 24 November 2008 • 22 min

Charlie finds himself in an uncomfortable position when Jake takes off with the daughter of a former NFL player. Charlie's Mercedes proves a boon to Alan's love life.

He Smelled the Ham, He Got Excited
E10

10. He Smelled the Ham, He Got Excited

7.5

Aired 8 December 2008 • 21 min

Evelyn offers to pay for Jake's college education, and Alan becomes listless because he has no compelling reason to work anymore, while Jake discovers a hidden talent in the culinary arts that may allow him to bypass college altogether.

The Devil's Lube
E11

11. The Devil's Lube

7.4

Aired 15 December 2008 • 22 min

Charlie finds himself re-examining his wild ways when an old friend dies and begins to feel that his time on Earth may be drawing to a close.

Thank God for Scoliosis
E12

12. Thank God for Scoliosis

7.8

Aired 12 January 2009 • 20 min

Charlie and Jake fight for the affections of a waitress, while Alan fights sexual tension with his receptionist.

I Think You Offended Don
E13

13. I Think You Offended Don

7.6

Aired 19 January 2009 • 22 min

Judith is pregnant with a baby girl and Alan is convinced he is the father.

David Copperfield Slipped Me a Roofie
E14

14. David Copperfield Slipped Me a Roofie

7.4

Aired 2 February 2009 • 21 min

Melissa doesn't think Alan's family appreciates him, so she asks him to move in with her and her mom.

I'd Like to Start with the Cat
E15

15. I'd Like to Start with the Cat

7.5

Aired 9 February 2009 • 21 min

Charlie ends up in couples counseling.

She'll Still Be Dead at Halftime
E16

16. She'll Still Be Dead at Halftime

7.8

Aired 2 March 2009 • 20 min

Charlie has to remove a half-naked woman from his bedroom before Chelsea arrives.

The 'Ocu' or the 'Pado'?
E17

17. The 'Ocu' or the 'Pado'?

7.5

Aired 9 March 2009 • 20 min

Charlie's admission that he's in love with Chelsea gets a surprising reaction from her

My Son's Enormous Head
E18

18. My Son's Enormous Head

7.5

Aired 16 March 2009 • 21 min

Chelsea's illness gives Charlie a chance to prove he can take care of her, but also yearning to run away from the situation.

The Two Finger Rule
E19

19. The Two Finger Rule

7.8

Aired 30 March 2009 • 20 min

After Chelsea discovers a nude picture of another woman on Charlie's cell phone, he blows off steam by going out for a night of drinking with Alan, Herb and his neighbor.

Hello, I Am Alan Cousteau
E20

20. Hello, I Am Alan Cousteau

7.6

Aired 13 April 2009 • 22 min

Charlie's desperate to make sure Chelsea and Evelyn don't befriend each other following their first meeting.

Above Exalted Cyclops
E21

21. Above Exalted Cyclops

7.7

Aired 27 April 2009 • 21 min

Chelsea is asked by Alan to arrange a blind date between he and her new friend, unaware that her new friend is Rose.

Sir Lancelot's Litter Box
E22

22. Sir Lancelot's Litter Box

7.3

Aired 4 May 2009 • 20 min

Charlie mourns the loss of his bachelor pad as he reluctantly allows Chelsea to move in. Meanwhile, Alan discovers there is no longer much space left in the house for him.

Good Morning Mrs. Butterworth
E23

23. Good Morning Mrs. Butterworth

7.0

Aired 11 May 2009 • 20 min

Alan and Chelsea become best buds, and Charlie decides to take advantage of the situation.

Baseball Was Better with Steroids
E24

24. Baseball Was Better with Steroids

7.8

Aired 18 May 2009 • 21 min

Charlie starts to question his relationship with Chelsea when he hears that Mia is back in town. Meanwhile, Judith goes into labor and Charlie, Alan and Herb rush her to the hospital, on the sixth season finale.

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